Captains All and Others

Claybury men ‘ave never been backward when there’s been money to be made easy, and they all wanted to join Bob Pretty’s club, as he called it. But fust of all ‘e asked for a pen and ink, and then he got Smith, the land-lord, being a scholard, to write out a paper for them to sign. Henery Walker was the fust to write ‘is name, and then Sam Jones, Peter Gubbins, Ralph Thomson, Jem Hall, and Walter Bell wrote theirs. Bob stopped ‘em then, and said six ‘ud be enough to go on with; and then ‘e paid up the sixpences and wished ‘em luck.

Wot they liked a’most as well as the sixpences was the idea o’ getting the better o’ Bob Pretty. As I said afore, he was a poacher, and that artful that up to that time nobody ‘ad ever got the better of ‘im.

They made so much fun of ‘im the next night that Bob turned sulky and went off ‘ome, and for two or three nights he ‘ardly showed his face; and the next shoot they ‘ad he went off to Wickham and nobody saw ‘im all day.

That very day Henery Walker was shot. Several gentlemen fired at a rabbit that was started, and the next thing they knew Henery Walker was lying on the ground calling out that ‘is leg ‘ad been shot off.

He made more fuss than Bill Chambers a’most, ‘specially when they dropped ‘im off a hurdle carrying him ‘ome, and the things he said to Dr. Green for rubbing his ‘ands as he came into the bedroom was disgraceful.

The fust Bob Pretty ‘eard of it was up at the Cauliflower at eight o’clock that evening, and he set down ‘is beer and set off to see Henery as fast as ‘is legs could carry ‘im. Henery was asleep when ‘e got there, and, do all he could, Bob Pretty couldn’t wake ‘im till he sat down gentle on ‘is bad leg.

“It’s on’y me, old pal,” he ses, smiling at ‘im as Henery woke up and shouted at ‘im to get up.

Henery Walker was going to say something bad, but ‘e thought better of it, and he lay there arf busting with rage, and watching Bob out of the corner of one eye.

“I quite forgot you was on my club till Smith reminded me of it,” ses Bob. “Don’t you take a farthing less than ten pounds, Henery.”

Henery Walker shut his eyes again. “I forgot to tell you I made up my mind this morning not to belong to your club any more, Bob,” he ses.

“Why didn’t you come and tell me, Henery, instead of leaving it till it was too late?” ses Bob, shaking his ‘ead at ‘im.

“I shall want all that money,” ses Henery in a weak voice. “I might ‘ave to have a wooden leg, Bob.”

“Don’t meet troubles arf way, Henery,” ses Bob, in a kind voice. “I’ve no doubt Mr. Sutton’ll throw in a wooden leg if you want it, and look here, if he does, I won’t trouble you for my arf of it.”

He said good-night to Henery and went off, and when Mrs. Walker went up to see ‘ow Henery was getting on he was carrying on that alarming that she couldn’t do nothing with ‘im.

He was laid up for over a week, though it’s my opinion he wasn’t much hurt, and the trouble was that nobody knew which gentleman ‘ad shot ‘im. Mr. Sutton talked it over with them, and at last, arter a good deal o’ trouble, and Henery pulling up ‘is trousers and showing them ‘is leg till they was fair sick of the sight of it, they paid ‘im ten pounds, the same as they ‘ad Bill.

It took Bob Pretty two days to get his arf, but he kept very quiet about it, not wishing to make a fuss in the village for fear Mr. Sutton should get to hear of the club. At last he told Henery Walker that ‘e was going to Wickham to see ‘is lawyer about it, and arter Smith the landlord ‘ad read the paper to Henery and explained ‘ow he’d very likely ‘ave to pay more than the whole ten pounds then, ‘e gave Bob his arf and said he never wanted to see ‘im again as long as he lived.

Bob stood treat up at the Cauliflower that night, and said ‘ow bad he’d been treated. The tears stood in ‘is eyes a’most, and at last ‘e said that if ‘e thought there was going to be any more fuss of that kind he’d wind up the club.

“It’s the best thing you can do,” ses Sam Jones; “I’m not going to belong to it any longer, so I give you notice. If so be as I get shot I want the money for myself.”

“Me, too,” ses Peter Gubbins; “it ‘ud fair break my ‘art to give Bob Pretty five pounds. I’d sooner give it to my wife.”

All the other chaps said the same thing, but Bob pointed out to them that they ‘ad taken their sixpences on’y the night afore, and they must stay in for the week. He said that was the law. Some of ‘em talked about giving ‘im ‘is sixpences back, but Bob said if they did they must pay up all the sixpences they had ‘ad for three weeks. The end of it was they said they’d stay in for that week and not a moment longer.

The next day Sam Jones and Peter Gubbins altered their minds. Sam found a couple o’ shillings that his wife ‘ad hidden in her Sunday bonnet, and Peter Gubbins opened ‘is boy’s money-box to see ‘ow much there was in it. They came up to the Cauliflower to pay Bob their eighteen-pences, but he wasn’t there, and when they went to his ‘ouse Mrs. Pretty said as ‘ow he’d gone off to Wickham and wouldn’t be back till Saturday. So they ‘ad to spend the money on beer instead.

That was on Tuesday, and things went on all right till Friday, when Mr. Sutton ‘ad another shoot. The birds was getting scarce and the gentlemen that anxious to shoot them there was no ‘olding them. Once or twice the keepers spoke to ‘em about carefulness, and said wot large families they’d got, but it wasn’t much good. They went on blazing away, and just at the corner of the wood Sam Jones and Peter Gubbins was both hit; Sam in the leg and Peter in the arm.

The noise that was made was awful—everybody shouting that they ‘adn’t done it, and all speaking at once, and Mr. Sutton was dancing about a’most beside ‘imself with rage. Pore Sam and Peter was ‘elped along by the others; Sam being carried and Peter led, and both of ‘em with the idea of getting all they could out of it, making such ‘orrible noises that Mr. Sutton couldn’t hear ‘imself calling his friends names.

“There seems to be wounded men calling out all over the place,” he ses, in a temper.

“I think there is another one over there, sir,” ses one o’ the keepers, pointing.

Sam Jones and Peter Gubbins both left off to listen, and then they all heard it distinctly. A dreadful noise it was, and when Mr. Sutton and one or two more follered it up they found poor Walter Bell lying on ‘is face in a bramble.

“Wot’s the matter?” ses Mr. Sutton, shouting at ‘im.

“I’ve been shot from behind,” ses Walter. “I’d got something in my boot, and I was just stooping down to fasten it up agin when I got it.

“But there oughtn’t to be anybody ‘ere,” ses Mr. Sutton to one of the keepers.

“They get all over the place, sir,” ses the ‘keeper, scratching his ‘ead. “I fancied I ‘eard a gun go off here a minute or two arter the others was shot.”

“I believe he’s done it ‘imself,” says Mr. Sutton, stamping his foot.

“I don’t see ‘ow he could, sir,” ses the keeper, touching his cap and looking at Walter as was still lying with ‘is face on ‘is arms.

They carried Walter ‘ome that way on a hurdle, and Dr. Green spent all the rest o’ that day picking shots out o’ them three men and telling ‘em to keep still. He ‘ad to do Sam Jones by candle-light, with Mrs. Jones ‘olding the candle with one hand and crying with the other. Twice the doctor told her to keep it steady, and poor Sam ‘ad only just passed the remark, “How ‘ot it was for October,” when they discovered that the bed was on fire. The doctor said that Sam was no trouble. He got off of the bed by ‘imself, and, when it was all over and the fire put out, the doctor found him sitting on the stairs with the leg of a broken chair in ‘is hand calling for ‘is wife.

Of course, there was a terrible to-do about it in Claybury, and up at the Hall, too. All of the gentlemen said as ‘ow they hadn’t done it, and Mr. Sutton was arf crazy with rage. He said that they ‘ad made ‘im the laughing-stock of the neighbourhood, and that they oughtn’t to shoot with anything but pop-guns. They got to such high words over it that two of the gentlemen went off ‘ome that very night.

There was a lot of talk up at the Cauliflower, too, and more than one pointed out ‘ow lucky Bob Pretty was in getting four men out of the six in his club. As I said afore, Bob was away at the time, but he came back the next night and we ‘ad the biggest row here you could wish for to see.

Henery Walker began it. “I s’pose you’ve ‘eard the dreadful news, Bob Pretty?” he ses, looking at ‘im.

“I ‘ave,” ses Bob; “and my ‘art bled for ‘em. I told you wot those gentlemen was like, didn’t I? But none of you would believe me. Now you can see as I was right.”

“It’s very strange,” ses Henery Walker, looking round; “it’s very strange that all of us wot’s been shot belonged to Bob Pretty’s precious club.”

“It’s my luck, Henery,” ses Bob, “always was lucky from a child.”

“And I s’pose you think you’re going to ‘ave arf of the money they get?” ses Henery Walker.

“Don’t talk about money while them pore chaps is suffering,” ses Bob. “I’m surprised at you, Henery.”

“You won’t ‘ave a farthing of it,” ses Henery Walker; “and wot’s more, Bob Pretty, I’m going to ‘ave my five pounds back.”

“Don’t you believe it, Henery,” ses Bob, smiling at ‘im.

“I’m going to ‘ave my five pounds back,” ses Henery, “and you know why. I know wot your club was for now, and we was all a pack o’ silly fools not to see it afore.”

“Speak for yourself, Henery,” ses John Biggs, who thought Henery was looking at ‘im.

“I’ve been putting two and two together,” ses Henery, looking round, “and it’s as plain as the nose on your face. Bob Pretty hid up in the wood and shot us all himself!”

For a moment you might ‘ave heard a pin drop, and then there was such a noise nobody could hear theirselves speak. Everybody was shouting his ‘ardest, and the on’y quiet one there was Bob Pretty ‘imself.

“Poor Henery; he’s gorn mad,” he ses, shaking his ‘ead.

“You’re a murderer,” ses Ralph Thomson, shaking ‘is fist at him.

“Henery Walker’s gorn mad,” ses Bob agin. “Why, I ain’t been near the place. There’s a dozen men’ll swear that I was at Wickham each time these misfortunate accidents ‘appened.”