Dark Days

Dark Days
Derek Landy

Meet Skulduggery Pleasant: detective, sorcerer, warrior.Oh yes. And dead.Skulduggery Pleasant is gone, sucked into a parallel dimension overrun by the Faceless Ones. If his bones haven’t already been turned to dust, chances are he’s insane, driven out of his mind by the horror of the ancient gods. There is no official, Sanctuary-approved rescue mission. There is no official plan to save him.But Valkyrie's never had much time for plans.The problem is, even if she can get Skulduggery back, there might not be much left for him to return to. There’s a gang of villains bent on destroying the Sanctuary, there are some very powerful people who want Valkyrie dead, and as if all that wasn’t enough it looks very likely that a sorcerer named Darquesse is going to kill the world and everyone on it.Skulduggery is gone. All our hopes rest with Valkyrie. The world’s weight is on her shoulders, and its fate is in her hands.These are dark days indeed.

First published in Great Britain by

HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2010

Reissued in this edition in 2017

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Illuminated letters copyright © Tom Percival 2010

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Source ISBN: 9780007325979

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Version: 2017-04-10

This book is dedicated to Laura.

I’m not going to make any jokes here, because apparently you are the one person on Earth who does not find me even remotely funny.

I am HILARIOUS. Ask anyone. Ask your sister. She thinks I’m HYSTERICAL (you do, don’t you Katie …?)

And yet, even though you refuse to recognise my comedy genius, and you refuse to publicly admit how impressed you are by everything I do, you’re still getting a book dedicated to you – because without you, Skulduggery wouldn’t have his Valkyrie.

You’re my best friend and my muse, and I owe you a lot.

(A “lot” being, of course, entirely figurative, and in no way implies that you’re getting a share of the royalties.)

Contents

Cover (#u164e2e53-ddc4-5665-a48e-3b374ed0e9f8)

Title Page (#u6ee5f589-feb6-5827-abe6-dd2fdd63ff8c)

Copyright (#ufea12b39-1536-55b6-b8b9-c817c028c9dd)

Dedication (#u56b12665-f5a3-5b26-ae33-d6309d63c519)

Chapter 1: Scarab (#u97dcdb4a-75d3-5ddc-9cd5-aa089638586b)

Chapter 2: Home Invasion (#u88a9966c-068a-565e-8399-a6667184e8d4)

Chapter 3: The Plan, Such as It Is (#u443aabd2-ed88-5b25-9c29-ef374e17c96e)

Chapter 4: Bring Me the Head of Skulduggery Pleasant (#u79d2ee30-a86e-5fab-94ee-17fb6adb0c71)

Chapter 5: The Revengers’ Club (#ued862f92-0e10-5aae-acfe-6abbcfd8ee71)

Chapter 6: Into the Sanctuary (#u6d50116b-ba63-5eaa-904c-13a557a61d5a)

Chapter 7: Back to Aranmore (#ub7217bdb-f0d4-5bb0-9ce0-d554d9082238)

Chapter 8: Calling Dibs (#uea64019b-968f-5b93-bcaf-1fdd2dbd30cb)

Chapter 9: Dead New World (#u2cefa49f-f41e-5670-a0a7-23fe0dac5ded)

Chapter 10: Blood and Bullets (#litres_trial_promo)

Chapter 11: The Faceless Ones (#litres_trial_promo)