This is the Life

This is the Life
Alex Shearer

Even when you have received a death sentence, you still have to live…“I don’t have much advice to give anyone; I’ve learned very little in my life; but here’s a gem of wisdom. Don’t take a dying man’s kettle away. You won’t be doing him any favours. Nor yourself either.”This is the story of Louis, who never quite fitted in, and of his younger brother who always tagged along.Two brothers on one final journey together, wading through the stuff that is thicker than water.Tender-hearted, at times achingly funny, This is the Life is a moving testimony to both the resilience of the human spirit and to the price of strawberries.

THIS IS THE LIFE

ALEX SHEARER

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Source ISBN: 9780007529711

Ebook Edition © February 2014 ISBN: 9780007529728

Version: 2015-02-06

For Bob, who understood the problem.

About the Book (#ulink_4ce83aa8-0401-5807-b5e5-95a934eaf3ac)

“I don’t have much advice to give anyone; I’ve learned very little in my life; but here’s a gem of wisdom. Don’t take a dying man’s kettle away. You won’t be doing him any favours. Nor yourself either.”

This is the story of Louis, who never quite fitted in, and of his younger brother who always tagged along.

Two brothers on one final journey together, wading through the stuff that is thicker than water.

Tender-hearted, at times achingly funny, This is the Life is a moving testimony to both the resilience of the human spirit and to the price of strawberries.

About the Author (#ulink_ce8312b6-9042-5ecb-8319-2ce8d3dccf04)

Alex Shearer was born in Wick in the north of Scotland, and now lives in Somerset. He has written for television, radio, film and the stage and is the author of many books for children, including the Guardian Children’s Fiction Prize-shortlisted The Speed of the Dark. Several of Alex’s novels have become films and TV series, all over the world; one became both a Manga comic and a full-length Anime film in Japan. His books have been translated into many different languages.

Contents

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Dedication (#u788bbf00-19ba-54f0-a910-2a2a1964d338)

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1. Haircut (#ud6487f42-9f83-589f-a592-1aa49e53f540)

2. Terri (#u252bd740-ac9e-5497-bf03-fc722ca937f0)

3. Plumbing (#u3580ed64-1eb1-5a1d-b21a-8d92e08e553f)

4. Terri Two (#u13a5639c-2d2d-52ed-b7db-e702bfe246e7)

5. Babies (#ud93ed9ef-19a3-5ac9-a64f-8772f122ab1b)

6. Old Black Dog (#u5dea058c-6194-5436-a1e9-733ce7952ee8)

7. Fried Fish (#uaa4de7fd-3f68-5959-86bd-b15a449173ce)

8. Matadors (#litres_trial_promo)

9. Strawberries (#litres_trial_promo)

10. Cat (#litres_trial_promo)

11. Tricks (#litres_trial_promo)

12. Crossing (#litres_trial_promo)

13. Chain (#litres_trial_promo)

14. Jack and May (#litres_trial_promo)