Odd Craft, Complete

Ginger groaned and sat down on ‘is bed and looked at the floor, and Sam went and sat on his till it shook so that Ginger offered to step over and break ‘is neck for ‘im.

“I can’t ‘elp the bed shaking,” ses Sam; “it ain’t my fault. I didn’t make it. If being in love is going to make you so disagreeable to your best friends, Ginger, you’d better go and live by yourself.”

“I ‘eard something about her to-day, Ginger,” ses Peter Russet. “I met a chap I used to know at Bull’s Wharf, and he told me that she used to keep company with a chap named Bill Lumm, a bit of a prize-fighter, and since she gave ‘im up she won’t look at anybody else.”

“Was she very fond of ‘im, then?” asks Ginger.

“I don’t know,” ses Peter; “but this chap told me that she won’t walk out with anybody agin, unless it’s another prize-fighter. Her pride won’t let her, I s’pose.”

“Well, that’s all right, Ginger,” ses Sam; “all you’ve got to do is to go and be a prize-fighter.”

“If I ‘ave any more o’ your nonsense—” ses Ginger, starting up.

“That’s right,” ses Sam; “jump down anybody’s throat when they’re trying to do you a kindness. That’s you all over, Ginger, that is. Wot’s to prevent you telling ‘er that you’re a prize-fighter from Australia or somewhere? She won’t know no better.”

He got up off the bed and put his ‘ands up as Ginger walked across the room to ‘im, but Ginger on’y wanted to shake ‘ands, and arter he ‘ad done that ‘e patted ‘im on the back and smiled at ‘im.

“I’ll try it,” he ses. “I’d tell any lies for ‘er sake. Ah! you don’t know wot love is, Sam.”

“I used to,” ses Sam, and then he sat down agin and began to tell ‘em all the love-affairs he could remember, until at last Peter Russet got tired and said it was ‘ard to believe, looking at ‘im now, wot a perfick terror he’d been with gals, and said that the face he’d got now was a judgment on ‘im. Sam shut up arter that, and got into trouble with Peter in the middle o’ the night by waking ‘im up to tell ‘im something that he ‘ad just thought of about his face.

The more Ginger thought o’ Sam’s idea the more he liked it, and the very next evening ‘e took Peter Russet into the private bar o’ the Jolly Pilots. He ordered port wine, which he thought seemed more ‘igh-class than beer, and then Peter Russet started talking to Miss Tucker and told her that Ginger was a prize-fighter from Sydney, where he’d beat everybody that stood up to ‘im.

The gal seemed to change toward Ginger all in a flash, and ‘er beautiful black eyes looked at ‘im so admiring that he felt quite faint. She started talking to ‘im about his fights at once, and when at last ‘e plucked up courage to ask ‘er to go for a walk with ‘im on Sunday arternoon she seemed quite delighted.

“It’ll be a nice change for me,” she ses, smiling. “I used to walk out with a prize-fighter once before, and since I gave ‘im up I began to think I was never going to ‘ave a young man agin. You can’t think ‘ow dull it’s been.”

“Must ha’ been,” ses Ginger.

“I s’pose you’ve got a taste for prize-fighters, miss,” ses Peter Russet.

“No,” ses Miss Tucker; “I don’t think that it’s that exactly, but, you see, I couldn’t ‘ave anybody else. Not for their own sakes.”

“Why not?” ses Ginger, looking puzzled.

“Why not?” ses Miss Tucker. “Why, because o’ Bill. He’s such a ‘orrid jealous disposition. After I gave ‘im up I walked out with a young fellow named Smith; fine, big, strapping chap ‘e was, too, and I never saw such a change in any man as there was in ‘im after Bill ‘ad done with ‘im. I couldn’t believe it was ‘im. I told Bill he ought to be ashamed of ‘imself.”

“Wot did ‘e say?” asks Ginger.

“Don’t ask me wot ‘e said,” ses Miss Tucker, tossing her ‘ead. “Not liking to be beat, I ‘ad one more try with a young fellow named Charlie Webb.”

“Wot ‘appened to ‘im?” ses Peter Russet, arter waiting a bit for ‘er to finish.

“I can’t bear to talk of it,” ses Miss Tucker, holding up Ginger’s glass and giving the counter a wipe down. “He met Bill, and I saw ‘im six weeks afterward just as ‘e was being sent away from the ‘ospital to a seaside home. Bill disappeared after that.”

“Has he gone far away?” ses Ginger, trying to speak in a off-’and way.

“Oh, he’s back now,” ses Miss Tucker. “You’ll see ‘im fast enough, and, wotever you do, don’t let ‘im know you’re a prize-fighter.”

“Why not?” ses pore Ginger.

“Because o’ the surprise it’ll be to ‘im,” ses Miss Tucker. “Let ‘im rush on to ‘is doom. He’ll get a lesson ‘e don’t expect, the bully. Don’t be afraid of ‘urting ‘im. Think o’ pore Smith and Charlie Webb.”

“I am thinkin’ of ‘em,” ses Ginger, slow-like. “Is—is Bill—very quick —with his ‘ands?”

“Rather,” ses Miss Tucker; “but o’ course he ain’t up to your mark; he’s on’y known in these parts.”

She went off to serve a customer, and Ginger Dick tried to catch Peter’s eye, but couldn’t, and when Miss Tucker came back he said ‘e must be going.

“Sunday afternoon at a quarter past three sharp, outside ‘ere,” she ses. “Never mind about putting on your best clothes, because Bill is sure to be hanging about. I’ll take care o’ that.”

She reached over the bar and shook ‘ands with ‘im, and Ginger felt a thrill go up ‘is arm which lasted ‘im all the way ‘ome.

He didn’t know whether to turn up on Sunday or not, and if it ‘adn’t ha’ been for Sam and Peter Russet he’d ha’ most likely stayed at home. Not that ‘e was a coward, being always ready for a scrap and gin’rally speaking doing well at it, but he made a few inquiries about Bill Lumm and ‘e saw that ‘e had about as much chance with ‘im as a kitten would ‘ave with a bulldog.

Sam and Peter was delighted, and they talked about it as if it was a pantermime, and old Sam said that when he was a young man he’d ha’ fought six Bill Lumms afore he’d ha’ given a gal up. He brushed Ginger’s clothes for ‘im with ‘is own hands on Sunday afternoon, and, when Ginger started, ‘im and Peter follered some distance behind to see fair play.

The on’y person outside the Jolly Pilots when Ginger got there was a man; a strong-built chap with a thick neck, very large ‘ands, and a nose which ‘ad seen its best days some time afore. He looked ‘ard at Ginger as ‘e came up, and then stuck his ‘ands in ‘is trouser pockets and spat on the pavement. Ginger walked a little way past and then back agin, and just as he was thinking that ‘e might venture to go off, as Miss Tucker ‘adn’t come, the door opened and out she came.

“I couldn’t find my ‘at-pins,” she ses, taking Ginger’s arm and smiling up into ‘is face.

Before Ginger could say anything the man he ‘ad noticed took his ‘ands out of ‘is pockets and stepped up to ‘im.

“Let go o’ that young lady’s arm,” he ses. “Sha’n’t,” ses Ginger, holding it so tight that Miss Tucker nearly screamed.

“Let go ‘er arm and put your ‘ands up,” ses the chap agin.

“Not ‘ere,” ses Ginger, who ‘ad laid awake the night afore thinking wot to do if he met Bill Lumm. “If you wish to ‘ave a spar with me, my lad, you must ‘ave it where we can’t be interrupted. When I start on a man I like to make a good job of it.”

“Good job of it!” ses the other, starting. “Do you know who I am?”

“No, I don’t,” ses Ginger, “and, wot’s more, I don’t care.”

“My name,” ses the chap, speaking in a slow, careful voice, “is Bill Lumm.”

“Wot a ‘orrid name!” ses Ginger.

“Otherwise known as the Wapping Basher,” ses Bill, shoving ‘is face into Ginger’s and glaring at ‘im.

“Ho!” ses Ginger, sniffing, “a amatoor.”

“Amatoor?” ses Bill, shouting.

“That’s wot we should call you over in Australia,” ses Ginger; “my name is Dick Duster, likewise known as the Sydney Puncher. I’ve killed three men in the ring and ‘ave never ‘ad a defeat.”

“Well, put ‘em up,” ses Bill, doubling up ‘is fists and shaping at ‘im.

“Not in the street, I tell you,” ses Ginger, still clinging tight to Miss Tucker’s arm. “I was fined five pounds the other day for punching a man in the street, and the magistrate said it would be ‘ard labour for me next time. You find a nice, quiet spot for some arternoon, and I’ll knock your ‘ead off with pleasure.”