Deep Waters, the Entire Collection

“I expect you dreamt it all,” I ses. “Where would pore Sam get a gold watch and chain from? And why should ‘e go to you about it? Why didn’t ‘e come to me? If ‘e thinks I ‘ave got it let ‘im come to me.”

“All right, I’ll go to the police-station,” ses Joe.

“I’ll come with you,” I ses. “But ‘ere’s a policeman coming along. Let’s go to ‘im.”

I moved towards ‘im, but Joe hung back, and, arter using one or two words that would ha’ made any ghost ashamed to know ‘im, he sheered off. I ‘ad a word or two with the policeman about the weather, and then I went inside and locked the gate.

My idea was that Sam ‘ad told Joe about the watch and chain afore he fell overboard. Joe was a nasty customer, and I could see that I should ‘ave to be a bit careful. Some men might ha’ told the police about it—but I never cared much for them. They’re like kids in a way, always asking questions—most of which you can’t answer.

It was a little bit creepy all alone on the wharf that night. I don’t deny it. Twice I thought I ‘eard something coming up on tip-toe behind me. The second time I was so nervous that I began to sing to keep my spirits up, and I went on singing till three of the hands of the Susan Emily, wot was lying alongside, came up from the fo’c’sle and offered to fight me. I was thankful when daylight came.

Five nights arterwards I ‘ad the shock of my life. It was the fust night for some time that there was no craft up. A dark night, and a nasty moaning sort of a wind. I ‘ad just lighted the lamp at the corner of the warehouse, wot ‘ad blown out, and was sitting down to rest afore putting the ladder away, when I ‘appened to look along the jetty and saw a head coming up over the edge of it. In the light of the lamp I saw the dead white face of Sam Bullet’s ghost making faces at me.

I just caught my breath, sharp like, and then turned and ran for the gate like a race-horse. I ‘ad left the key in the padlock, in case of anything happening, and I just gave it one turn, flung the wicket open and slammed it in the ghost’s face, and tumbled out into the road.

I ran slap into the arms of a young policeman wot was passing. Nasty, short-tempered chap he was, but I don’t think I was more glad to see anybody in my life. I hugged ‘im till ‘e nearly lost ‘is breath, and then he sat me down on the kerb-stone and asked me wot I meant by it.

Wot with the excitement and the running I couldn’t speak at fust, and when I did he said I was trying to deceive ‘im.

“There ain’t no such thing as ghosts,” he ses; “you’ve been drinking.”

“It came up out o’ the river and run arter me like the wind,” I ses.

“Why didn’t it catch you, then?” he ses, looking me up and down and all round about. “Talk sense.”

He went up to the gate and peeped in, and, arter watching a moment, stepped inside and walked down the wharf, with me follering. It was my dooty; besides, I didn’t like being left all alone by myself.

Twice we walked up and down and all over the wharf. He flashed his lantern into all the dark corners, into empty barrels and boxes, and then he turned and flashed it right into my face and shook his ‘ead at me.

“You’ve been having a bit of a lark with me,” he ses, “and for two pins I’d take you. Mind, if you say a word about this to anybody, I will.”

He stalked off with his ‘ead in the air, and left me all alone in charge of a wharf with a ghost on it. I stayed outside in the street, of course, but every now and then I fancied I heard something moving about the other side of the gate, and once it was so distinct that I run along to the Bear’s Head and knocked ‘em up and asked them for a little brandy, for illness.

I didn’t get it, of course; I didn’t expect to; but I ‘ad a little conversation with the landlord from ‘is bedroom-winder that did me more good than the brandy would ha’ done. Once or twice I thought he would ‘ave fallen out, and many a man has ‘ad his licence taken away for less than a quarter of wot ‘e said to me that night. Arter he thought he ‘ad finished and was going back to bed agin, I pointed’ out to ‘im that he ‘adn’t kissed me “good night,” and if it ‘adn’t ha’ been for ‘is missis and two grown-up daughters and the potman I believe he’d ha’ talked to me till daylight.

‘Ow I got through the rest of the night I don’t know. It seemed to be twenty nights instead of one, but the day came at last, and when the hands came on at six o’clock they found the gate open and me on dooty same as usual.

I slept like a tired child when I got ‘ome, and arter a steak and onions for dinner I sat down and lit my pipe and tried to think wot was to be done. One thing I was quite certain about: I wasn’t going to spend another night on that wharf alone.

I went out arter a bit, as far as the Clarendon Arms, for a breath of fresh air, and I ‘ad just finished a pint and was wondering whether I ought to ‘ave another, when Ted Dennis came in, and my mind was made up. He ‘ad been in the Army all ‘is life, and, so far, he ‘ad never seen anything that ‘ad frightened ‘im. I’ve seen him myself take on men twice ‘is size just for the love of the thing, and, arter knocking them silly, stand ‘em a pint out of ‘is own pocket. When I asked ‘im whether he was afraid of ghosts he laughed so ‘ard that the landlord came from the other end of the bar to see wot was the matter.

I stood Ted a pint, and arter he ‘ad finished it I told ‘im just how things was. I didn’t say anything about the watch and chain, because there was no need to, and when we came outside agin I ‘ad engaged an assistant-watchman for ninepence a night.

“All you’ve got to do,” I ses, “is to keep me company. You needn’t turn up till eight o’clock of a night, and you can leave ‘arf an hour afore me in the morning.”

“Right-o!” ses Ted. “And if I see the ghost I’ll make it wish it ‘ad never been born.”

It was a load off my mind, and I went ‘ome and ate a tea that made my missis talk about the work-’ouse, and orstritches in ‘uman shape wot would eat a woman out of ‘ouse and ‘ome if she would let ‘em.

I got to the wharf just as it was striking six, and at a quarter to seven the wicket was pushed open gentle and the ugly ‘ead of Mr. Joe Peel was shoved inside.

“Hullo!” I ses. “Wot do you want?”

“I want to save your life,” he ses, in a solemn voice. “You was within a inch of death last night, watchman.”

“Oh!” I ses, careless-like. “‘Ow do you know!”

“The ghost o’ Sam Bullet told me,” ses Joe. “Arter it ‘ad chased you up the wharf screaming for ‘elp, it came round and told me all about it.”

“It seems fond of you,” I ses. “I wonder why?”

“It was in a terrible temper,” ses Joe, “and its face was awful to look at. ‘Tell the watchman,’ it ses, ‘that if he don’t give you the watch and chain I shall appear to ‘im agin and kill ‘im.’”

“All right,” I ses, looking behind me to where three of the ‘ands of the Daisy was sitting on the fo’c’sle smoking. “I’ve got plenty of company to-night.”

“Company won’t save you,” ses Joe. “For the last time, are you going to give me that watch and chain, or not? Here’s your fifteen bob.”

“No,” I ses; “even if I ‘ad got it I shouldn’t give it to you; and it’s no use giving’ it to the ghost, because, being made of air, he ‘asn’t got anywhere to put it.”

“Very good,” ses Joe, giving me a black look. “I’ve done all I can to save you, but if you won’t listen to sense, you won’t. You’ll see Sam Bullet agin, and you’ll not on’y lose the watch and chain but your life as well.”

“All right,” I ses, “and thank you kindly, but I’ve got an assistant, as it ‘appens—a man wot wants to see a ghost.”

“An’ assistant?” ses Joe, staring.

“An old soldier,” I ses. “A man wot likes trouble and danger. His idea is to shoot the ghost and see wot ‘appens.”

“Shoot!” ses Joe. “Shoot a pore ‘armless ghost. Does he want to be ‘ung? Ain’t it enough for a pore man to be drownded, but wot you must try and shoot ‘im arterwards? Why, you ought to be ashamed o’ yourself. Where’s your ‘art?”

“It won’t be shot if it don’t come on my wharf,” I ses. “Though I don’t mind if it does when I’ve got somebody with me. I ain’t afraid of anything living, and I don’t mind ghosts when there’s two of us. Besides which, the noise of the pistol ‘ll wake up ‘arf the river.”

“You take care you don’t get woke up,” ses Joe, ‘ardly able to speak for temper.

He went off stamping, and grinding ‘is teeth, and at eight o’clock to the minute, Ted Dennis turned up with ‘is pistol and helped me take care of the wharf. Happy as a skylark ‘e was, and to see him ‘iding behind a barrel with his pistol ready, waiting for the ghost, a’most made me forget the expense of it all.

It never came near us that night, and Ted was a bit disappointed next morning as he took ‘is ninepence and went off. Next night was the same, and the next, and then Ted gave up hiding on the wharf for it, and sat and snoozed in the office instead.

A week went by, and then another, and still there was no sign of Sam Bullet’s ghost, or Joe Peel, and every morning I ‘ad to try and work up a smile as I shelled out ninepence for Ted. It nearly ruined me, and, worse than that, I couldn’t explain why I was short to the missis. Fust of all she asked me wot I was spending it on, then she asked me who I was spending it on. It nearly broke up my ‘ome—she did smash one kitchen- chair and a vase off the parlour mantelpiece—but I wouldn’t tell ‘er, and then, led away by some men on strike at Smith’s wharf, Ted went on strike for a bob a night.

That was arter he ‘ad been with me for three weeks, and when Saturday came, of course I was more short than ever, and people came and stood at their doors all the way down our street to listen to the missis taking my character away.

I stood it as long as I could, and then, when ‘er back was turned for ‘arf a moment, I slipped out. While she’d been talking I’d been thinking, and it came to me clear as daylight that there was no need for me to sacrifice myself any longer looking arter a dead man’s watch and chain.

I didn’t know exactly where Joe Peel lived, but I knew the part, and arter peeping into seven public-’ouses I see the man I wanted sitting by ‘imself in a little bar. I walked in quiet-like, and sat down opposite ‘im.

“Morning,” I ses.

Joe Peel grunted.