Sidney Sheldon’s Mistress of the Game

‘I’m sorry. What was the question?’

Angelica Dellal looked as if she might spontaneously combust with indignation.

‘The question is what are you going to do to ensure your disgusting, perverted son stays the hell away from my boy?’

‘I’ll talk to Robert.’

‘Talk? Is that it? My husband caught them in the back of a car together, OK? Your kid was sucking my kid’s dick. Are you hearing this? Am I getting through?’

She jabbed a French-manicured talon at Peter. He instinctively stepped back, clutching the couch for support. Had Robbie really? He shuddered. It didn’t bear thinking about.

‘Perhaps your husband was mistaken.’

His voice was a whisper. Peter knew Ludo Dellal had not been mistaken. And yet he couldn’t admit it, not even to himself.

Despite three decades of psychiatric training and practice, Peter Templeton could not accept that his son was gay. How many closet homosexuals had he counseled over the years? Scores, probably. With those poor desperate men, those tortured strangers, compassion had come easily. But with his own son, it was a different matter. He wanted, desperately, to believe that it was this horrible woman’s son who had led Robert astray, and not the other way around. That it was his, Peter’s, child who was going through a phase. His child who would grow out of it, his child who would go on to be a football star at Harvard and have a wife and kids, and look back at these teenage indiscretions as nothing more than a blip. As sexual teething pains.

He clung to hope like a bare-knuckle climber clutching at a rock face. Robbie wasn’t remotely camp. Girls hung around him like fleas on a rat, pestering him for dates. Perhaps he was just shy? A late bloomer? It was possible.

Your kid was sucking my kid’s dick.

Mrs Dellal was leaving, sweeping up her fur coat and Chanel quilted purse like Cruella De Vil.

‘I mean it. If I see your homo son within ten miles of our house, or Dom’s school, I will call the police. And you better pray the cops find your boy before my husband does.’

The front door slammed shut.

Silence.

‘Daddy?’

Lexi stood in the doorway wearing a white muslin dress with butterflies embroidered on the sleeves, and a blue bow in her buttermilk hair.

Peter thought: Look how innocent she is.

‘What’s a pervert?’

To his great embarrassment, Peter felt himself blushing. ‘Gee, honey, it’s erm … it’s a bad word.’

‘Yes, but what does it mean?’

‘It doesn’t mean anything, sweetie.’

‘Oh. Well what’s a homo then?’

For God’s sake. How much had she heard?

‘Why don’t you go on upstairs and play Lexi. I’ll come up in a few minutes and join you.’

‘I’m bored of playing.’ Lexi dropped her voice to a conspiratorial whisper. ‘Does pervert mean S-E-X?’

‘Go and watch The Jungle Book. Tell Mrs Grainger I said “yes” to TV just this once.’

Lexi skipped off to the playroom with squeals of delight. Peter sank wearily onto the couch. Oh, Alex. Why aren’t you here? Why is it still so hard? He knew he had to talk to Robbie about the Dellal boy. He just didn’t know where to start.

As it turned out, he didn’t have to. Robbie broached the subject himself. Rolling home at eleven o’clock, drunk as a Lord, he found his dad in the kitchen.

‘You’ll be pleashed to hear I’m gunnaway,’ he slurred. ‘Meanmyfrendom.’

‘You’re drunk, Robert. I can’t understand you.’

‘My friend.’ The word rolled cruelly off Robbie’s tongue. ‘Me and my friend Dom are going away. To New Orleans. I’ll be out of your hair for good. Break out the champagne!’

Raising his hand, as if making a toast, he lost his balance, gashing his head against the kitchen table as he slid to the floor.

‘Oops.’ Tears of laughter coursed down his cheeks.

‘Your drinking isn’t funny, Robert.’

‘It’s not? Jeez, that’s strange. Yours was always hilarious.’ Contempt blazed in Robbie’s eyes. ‘Maybe I should pull a gun on you? Liven things up a bit. Would that be funny, Dad?’

Peter felt like crying. When had that word become an insult?

‘Dominic’s mother was here this afternoon. Making threats. She says if you go near her son again, she’ll report you to the police for proselytizing.’

‘Prozshele … what-le-tizing? Man, that’s a new one on me. We’ll have to try that some time. Dom loves to try new things.’

Peter snapped. ‘You’re revolting! Do you think this is a game? That boy is barely sixteen years old.’

Robbie shrugged. ‘He knows what he’s doing. As a matter of fact, he’s damn good at it.’

‘His parents will prosecute. You could go to jail, Robert, you do realize that?’

‘Not if they can’t find us.’

Robbie’s head was heavy. After he had left Lionel Neuman’s office this afternoon he’d wandered from bar to bar, slowly drinking his way to the numbed, half-conscious state that had become a way of life for him recently. Holding a conversation was like trying to swim through thick, warm soup.

The truth was he didn’t even care that much about Dom Dellal. It wasn’t like they were in love or anything. But his father’s disgust made him want to lash out. It reminded Robbie of all his own feelings of guilt and self-loathing.

Just my luck to be the world’s first gay homophobe.

‘I went to see old man Neuman today.’

‘Really.’

‘Yeah. Took myself outta the will.’ Robbie dissolved into drunken giggles. ‘I told him. I said, “You can stick your money. I don’ wan’ Krugerfugginbren”.’

Peter sighed. ‘You can’t simply write yourself out of the will, Robert. There are trusts … it’s complicated.’