Does This Make Me Look Fat? - Canadian Sports Humour (Unabridged)

Canadian sport is the brunt of many jokes, but Canucks take the jabs in stride and still find the humour in what&apos;s laughable from the ice to the water to the field and the court: <br/> The head coach of the Toronto Raptors asked one of his forwards, «Is your bad play due to ignorance or apathy?» The player replied, «I don&apos;t know and I don&apos;t care!» Q: Why did the Toronto Argonauts quarterback never have a phone installed in his home? A: Because he&apos;d never be able to find the receiver. A priest was walking along the beach in Nova Scotia when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore with a rope. «That&apos;s what I like to see,» said the priest.…