The Accidental Honeymoon

‘Sir, is everything all right in there?’ a deep male voice asks.

‘Yeah, fine,’ Jack calls back calmly.

Silence for a few seconds.

‘We’ve received reports you’ve got a woman in there with you,’ the man eventually says.

Jack and I just stare at each other, as though the other might have a plan to get us out of this situation.

‘Time to face the music,’ Jack whispers.

I walk out first, sheepishly.

‘I was helping him with his trousers,’ I tell the big, burly security guard staring down at me.