Hear or See? Play on 10,9,8 or 7 people. Fantasy. Drama (and oddly enough) Comedy

Colleagues shut their mouths, trying to cover themselves in every possible way and not give away their laughter from the skilful twisting of the driver out of the situation. And yet the laughter sometimes slips from colleagues.

PHILIP: (to everyone, apologetically) well, what's so funny? The man over there didn't get hurt for anything. Here's a bonus for you, Gennadievich (takes a wad of money out of his pocket, counts it out, gives the driver a nice pile of cash) you're doing a good job, I'm sorry if I said something wrong.

Gennady as if reluctantly, shy, accepts the money.

GENNADIEVICH: (plaintively, to the Director) I will go, perhaps, there is still a lot to do.

PHILIP: (to the driver) Can we have a Cup of tea? You won't get enough of water. And so you see… swell…

GENNADIEVICH: Thank you, Philip Georgievich, I'll have something to eat on the way, there's money now (shows everyone the bonuses received, colleagues look at the driver with indignation). I won't waste any time. We are all considered to be one family, we work in the same pot, if someone gives us a slack, we will all feel a drawdown.

Philip is moved, wipes a tear from his eye, hugs the driver, and pats him on the shoulder.

PHILIP: (to the driver) Come on, Gennady, take care of yourself. We need you and your family… Don't worry too much about it.

Gennadievich gives the Director a friendly and respectful nod and leaves the office with a grimace of a modest hero.

PHILIP: (to all the rest, cheerfully, positively) Well…, for a Cup of tea?

Plays loud positive music (recommended by Passion Fruit "The Ring Ding Dong Song").

Colleagues on the rise begin to approach the table, cheerfully and joyfully dancing, carrying their mugs, Philip unpacks Goodies, a pleasant organizational moment is coming.

ZTM.

MISTRESS'S APARTMENT

The apartment is intimate. Prepared a bed, a table with refreshments. Twilight.

Yulechka in a short robe defiles in a great mood, dancing. From the bathroom comes the sound of running water (shower).

Yulechka longs for upcoming events, all this is reflected on her face. The girl straightens the bedclothes, gently and tremulously straightens the sheet.

The sound of running water stops.

The girl enthusiastically looks in the direction of the upcoming appearance of the desired man.

A man in a large sombrero comes out in a long, beautiful dressing gown, with his chest thrust forward and an important, affected gait. The man's face is not visible, nor is anything else except his bare feet and hands, but it is clear that this is a man. And his intentions are not ambiguous.

Yulechka gets out of bed and begins to passionately untie her dressing gown, when suddenly the doorbell rings.

The characters freeze in their movements.

Philip's voice is heard from the other side of the door.

PHILIP: (in a playful voice) my Love! I'm here! Meet your baby bird soon!!!

Plays loud rhythmic music of a panicky nature (recommended Intro to " hymn of the fool»)

Yulechka runs around the apartment in a panic, doesn't know what to grab. The man grabs his things from the chair, gestures to the girl, where to go. After a short time of thinking and panicking, Yulechka helps the man hide under the bed, he can hardly fit under it. The girl covers the visible space with a blanket to the floor, recovers, and goes to open the door.

Philip enters the apartment beaming with joy with a bouquet of flowers, takes out the phone, throws off the call. The music stops abruptly.

PHILIP: (in a working tone) it's not working Time, I'm not here.

He puts the phone in his pocket, looks at the girl, and breaks into a smile.

PHILIP: (affectionately) Hello, my Bunny, how I missed you.

Yulechka closes the door runs up to Philip and jumps on him with a screech, wrapping her arms and legs in an embrace. Philip barely holds his ground.

YULECHKA: (passionately kissing the neck, cheeks and nose) my love, you came, I did not prepare for nothing!

Philip puts his arm around the girl, holding her by the waist, and Yulechka goes down to the floor.

PHILIP: (gently) Did you really wait?

JULIA: (very honest, kind) Very much!