Plays on the 5,6,7,8,9,10 people. Collection №4

Linkin Park "Faint" – Intro (30 seconds)

Felix ilinykh "White snow as white captivity»

Terry "don't Talk about love" up to 1min 29 sec

Vengaboys «Boom Boom Boom»

Play for 10 people "Temporarily in adekvat"

duration 1 hour 40 minutes.

ACTOR

The doctor is a woman about 55 years old;

DINA – a woman about 55 years old, a school friend of the doctor;

JULIA – about 35 years old, Vicki's mom;

VIKA – Julia's daughter, capricious, cunning, spoiled, about 10 years old;

ZHANNA – about 30 years old, Rudik's mother;

RUDIK – Jeanne's son, a quiet, scolded boy, about 10 years old;

NELLY – Marina's mom, about 30 years old;

MARINA – Nelly's daughter, an ordinary child, about 10 years old;

KIRILL is Dima's handsome, charming dad, about 40 years old;

DIMA is Kirill's son, a nice little boy, 8-9 years old.

Act one

Typical situation of a state children's polyclinic.

A corridor with a flickering fluorescent light. A tortured door to the office with a large crooked number "5" nailed on it. A ceiling light hangs over the door. The "do not enter"sign lights up.

There are only two chairs for visitors near the office. There are no people.

Julia runs into the room, looking around warily, pulling the child's hand, which whimpers and resists.

JULIA: Vika, hurry up. Vaughn (pointing to the burning ceiling light with the inscription do not enter), while the cart was moving, someone already slipped through. We're in a terrible hurry. Did you forget that you have practice at three o'clock?

Mom opens the door to the office, looks in. From there comes the wild growl of the doctor: the

DOCTOR (furiously): Close the door…those, I'll call!

JULIA (sternly): We're two fifteen!

DOCTOR (furiously): Who is the "Do not enter"sign for? What if I had a man standing naked? Mother, are you adequate?

Julia closes the door with an indignant look.

JULIA: You will be adequate here… Well, what to do, you have to be… we'll have to wait.

VIKA: Mom, I'm sick.

JULIA: Are you ill? You'll tell the doctor how sick you are, but you won't fool me, I've already stepped on this rake many times. So like Tuesday and Thursday, you immediately get sick, and characteristically, the disease suddenly hits you exactly a few hours before the choreography.

Vika is sulking, silent.

JULIA: So what? Are you still sick or are we going to practice? Or do we go first to the doctor, and only then after exposure to training?

VIKA (sincerely indignant): I think you suspect me of something.

JULIA (playing along): What are you, my daughter, how could you think such a thing about me?.. I firmly believe that there are such coincidences in life. At least, no one has ever had it, but you have.

VIKA: I don't know what's going on. That's just like training, so this ache attacks. Straight twists all (shows how it turns), shivers, turns out. My throat aches, my nose squishes, my ear shoots, my knee crunches, my side aches.

JULIA: and the head?

VIKA: does it hurt!

YULIA: AND here (shows), under the ankle?

VIKA: Does it hurt!

YULIA: Left hand (raises her left hand)?

VIKA: Hangs like a whip (shows)!

JULIA: And of course my ass hurts… my

Daughter is thinking…

VIKA: Pop? No, there's nothing wrong with my butt, it doesn't hurt.

JULIA (in all seriousness): Does it hurt? Are you sure?

VIKA: Absolutely!

JULIA: so, now it will hurt!

Starts whipping her daughter with her purse on the soft spot.

They run around the stage, Vika tries to Dodge, screams, and her mother catches up with her, completing her aim.