The Texas Blue Norther

She looked around the entrance hall’s exits as she put the gourd-pod on a table. She asked, “Which way?”

“Sorry. I forget manners. Come thisaway.”

And he escorted her to the kitchen. There, they could hear the roar of the storm and from the windows they could see the snow blinding their view out and away.

She lifted the phone and with the storm, she was surprised there was the tone. She dialed direct with her card’s number and got the housekeeper, who asked, “Yeah?”

Such a jewel had flaws. The rest of her was superb. “Hi, Goldilocks, this is Lauren.”

“Yeah, Lorry?”

“I’m safe and sound. The storm’s going to delay my returning home. I’ll call back later when I know more.”

“Okay.” And Goldilocks was gone.

Now, why hadn’t she asked Lauren questions which could be succinctly, privately answered. Like: “Where are you?” “Are you there by choice?” Stuff like that?

The “I’m safe and sound” should have been a clue. Help these days was too tunneled. Goldilocks was a miracle of a cook. She went through the house with a finger over and along everything to see to it that the cleaning staff didn’t miss a thing. But she was no detective. She was too blatant to understand clues.

Goldilocks would tell Lauren’s mother that Lauren called and she was just fine.

No alarm would be sounded. After all, Lauren was now twenty-seven and an independent adult. After Kyle had had his wily way with her, she’d probably be dropped down an abandoned well.

She looked at her host. He looked too benign to drop anyone down a well. She asked, “Do you have any abandoned wells around here?”

He replied right away, “I’ll check it out.”

That made her skin goose bump so that her nipples peaked tightly.

He asked, “Are you any kind of a cook?”

And she replied using her Daughter of the Alamo reasoning, “I only taste.”

“Your mother’s not doing her part.”

“She makes up the—menus” She almost said they had help. He would then ask her father for more money to release her. She added, “We, the children, do the cooking.”

“So, you’re trained to cook?”

“No. I pour the pan milk and. deal out the oatmeal.”

He coughed.

She looked out at the snow.

The silence crackled and popped. She said, “The bluebonnets will freeze.”

“Are you cold?”

“The blanket—”

“I’ll put a fire in the…parlor?”

“Please.”

“Are you hungry?”

“It’s been a while since breakfast.”

“You eat lunch?”

“Don’t you?”

“I don’t always have the time. But when I eat, I eat.”

She nodded to agree his words made sense.

He bowed his head and rubbed his nose. He said earnestly, “I’ll build a fire in the parlor.”

“Thank you.” She asked, “Is the water in the sink drinkable?”

He gestured openly. “Gen-u-wine artesian, the real McCoy. Have some.”

He went and turned on the faucet and water gushed forth. Lauren had forgotten her parched mouth. She drank two glasses. She put the again-filled glass aside.

“You was thirsty.”

And she replied, “Obviously.”

He said it earnestly, “You can get any more anytime you want some.”

“Thank you.”

And he responded with great courtesy, “You are most welcome.”

It was then she realized he varied his speech. He might not be a hayseed after all. That only proved he was tricky.

She considered him. How come he was talking thataway? What was his purpose to pose as something other than what he was? He was a coyote.

The animal coyotes are clever and sly. They are amused by their tricks. There are humans who are called coyotes. Like those who smuggle people over into the States from Mexico and charge outrageous prices to guide them. And those intruders who get lost, get lost. And they die in the unpeopled areas from the heat and from not finding water.

Kyle asked, “So you don’t cook at all?”

“Oatmeal.”

“Then when you get hot, come in the kitchen and I’ll get you dinner.”

She responded, “Excellent. I’m quite hungry.”