The Demon Road Trilogy: The Complete Collection: Demon Road; Desolation; American Monsters

“We’re keeping it simple today. We’ll take your cheeseburger deals. The whole shebang.”

Amber marked the orders down. “Two cheeseburgers with the works, two fries. No problem at all. And to drink?”

“Coke,” said Dan.

“Coke it is.”

“Actually, no,” said Dan, “I’ll have a strawberry milkshake instead.”

“One strawberry milkshake, gotcha. And for you?”

Brandon didn’t look up from the menu. “Do you have 7-Up?”

“We have Sprite,” Amber said.

“That’s nice,” Brandon said, raising his eyes to her slowly, “but I didn’t ask if you had Sprite. I asked if you had 7-Up.”

Amber’s headache started to spike again, but she kept her smile and smothered her words. She needed this job. The Dark Places convention was in a few months and tickets were not cheap.

“I’m really sorry, we don’t have 7-Up,” she said brightly, like she’d just been told she’d won a bunny in a raffle. “Would you like Sprite instead?”

Brandon took off his glasses and cleaned them. “If I had wanted Sprite, I’d have asked for Sprite, now wouldn’t I?”

“Please excuse Brandon,” Dan said, grinning. “He’s in one of his moods. Brandon, out of all of the drinks that they have here, which one do you want?”

Brandon let out a heavy sigh. “I suppose I’ll have a milkshake.”

“Okay then,” Amber said, pencil at the ready. “What flavour?”

“Well, I don’t know. What flavour do you recommend?”

“I’ve always loved chocolate.”

“Then I’ll have vanilla,” Brandon said, and put his glasses back on.

Dan was trying not to laugh at the antics of his buddy. Amber stood there and smiled. “Sure thing,” she said. “Can I get you guys anything else?”

“If we think of anything,” said Dan, “we’ll be sure to ask.”

Amber smiled and left them, fighting a swirling tide of nausea. She got through the swinging doors to the kitchen and leaned against the wall for a moment, waiting for the feeling to subside. When she was sure that she wasn’t going to pass out or puke, she gave in the order and stood beside Sally, both of them making milkshakes.

“What are your guys like?” Amber asked, ignoring her surging headache.

“Two businessmen,” Sally said, “slumming it, flirting really badly with me and destined to end up with sauce splattered down their shirts. What about yours? The one in the glasses looks cute.”

“He’s a tool.”

“But not that cute,” Sally said quickly. “In fact, if you had let me finish before interrupting, you would have heard me say he looks cute, but, on closer inspection, he’s obviously a tool.”

Amber grinned. “You were going to say that?”

Sally nodded. “If you had just let me finish, instead of babbling on like you always do.”

“I am a babbler.”

“Yes, you are.”

Amber placed the milkshakes on a tray, took a deep breath, and went back out.

Brandon watched her walk over, and Amber tried for a smile. It wasn’t convincing, but it’d do. She didn’t care about the tip anymore – all she wanted was for these two guys to leave, to take their bad vibes with them, and allow her to wallow in whatever sickly unpleasantness had been threatening to engulf her all day.

“Now then—” she started, but the headache sent fresh needles of pain straight to the back of her eyes and she winced, and the tray overbalanced and the milkshakes slid sideways, toppling off the edge and smashing to the ground.

The sound of breaking glass swept the headache away, and as Amber’s vision cleared she could see that the milkshakes had gone everywhere. They’d drenched her sneakers and splattered the cuffs of Brandon’s jeans.

Dan howled with laughter, but Brandon glared at her, heat rising in his face.

“Oh my God,” Amber said. “I am so sorry. I am so incredibly sorry.”

“You …”

“I’ll get this cleaned up. I am so sorry.”

“You stupid fat pig.”

Amber froze.

“You clumsy, ugly little troll,” Brandon said. “You did that on purpose.”

“I didn’t, I swear—”

“You dumped it over me on purpose.”

“It was an accident.”

Sally hurried over, mop already in hand. “It’s okay, no big deal, we’ll get this—”

Brandon jabbed a finger at Amber. “She did it on purpose.”

Sally laughed. “I’m sure it was just—”

“I want her fired.”

Sally stopped mopping, and her laugh turned to a bemused smile. “She’s not going to be fired for dropping a tray, all right? It happens all the time. How about this? Your meal is on the house.”

“Our meal is on the floor,” Brandon said. “Where’s the manager? I want to speak to the manager. I want this fat pig fired.”

Sally’s face turned to stone. “Get out,” she said. “Both of you. Out. You’re not welcome here.”