“Yes!”
Unfortunately Zelda was right. “I’m not this time, I swear it.”
Zelda hesitated. “Did you or did you not get his autograph?”
Reluctant though she was to admit it, K.O. didn’t have any choice. “Not.”
“That’s what I thought.” Zelda bade her a hasty farewell and disconnected the call.
Much as she hated the prospect, K.O. put on her sweats and headed for the treadmill, which she kept stored under her bed for emergencies such as this. If she didn’t do something fast to get rid of those two pounds, they’d stick to her hips like putty and harden. Then losing them would be like chiseling them off with a hammer. This, at least, was her theory of weight gain and loss. Immediate action was required. With headphones blocking outside distractions, she dutifully walked four miles and quit only when she was confident she’d sweated off what she’d gained. Still, a day of reduced caloric intake would be necessary.
She showered, changed her clothes and had a cup of coffee with skim milk. She worked on the Mulcahys’ Christmas letter, munching a piece of dry toast as she did. After that, she transcribed a few reports. At one o’clock LaVonne stopped by with a request.
“I need help,” she said, stepping into K.O.’s condo. She carried a plate of cookies.
“Okay.” K.O. made herself look away from the delectable-smelling cookies. Her stomach growled. All she’d had for lunch was a small container of yogurt and a glass of V8 juice.
“I hate to ask,” LaVonne said, “but I wasn’t sure where else to turn.”
“LaVonne, I’d do anything for you. You know that.”
Her friend nodded. “Would you write my Christmas letter for me?”
“Of course.” That would be a piece of cake. Oh, why did everything come down to food?
“I have no idea how to do this. I’ve never written one before.” She sighed. “My life is pitiful.”
K.O. arched her brows. “What do you mean, pitiful? You have a good life.”
“I do? I’ve never married and I don’t have children. I’m getting these Christmas letters from my old college friends and they’re all about how perfect their lives are. In comparison mine is so dull. All I have are my three cats.” She looked beseechingly at K.O. “Jazz up my life, would you? Make it sound just as wonderful as my girlfriends’ instead of just plain boring.”
“Your life is not boring.” Despite her best efforts, K.O. couldn’t keep her eyes off the cookies. “Would you excuse me?”
“Ah...sure.”
“I’ll be back in a minute. I need to brush my teeth.”
Her neighbor eyed her speculatively as K.O. left the room.
“It’s a trick I have when I get hungry,” she explained, coming out of the bathroom holding her toothbrush, which was loaded with toothpaste. “Whenever I get hungry, I brush my teeth.”
“You do what?”
“Brush my teeth.”
Her friend regarded her steadily. “How many times have you brushed your teeth today?”
“Four...no, five times. Promise me you’ll take those cookies home.”
LaVonne nodded. “I brought them in case I needed a bribe.”
“Not only will I write your letter, I’ll do it today so you can mail off your cards this week.”
Her friend’s eyes revealed her gratitude. “You’re the best.”
Ideas were already forming in K.O.’s mind. Writing LaVonne’s Christmas letter would be a snap compared to finishing Bill Mulcahy’s. Speaking of him... K.O. glanced at her watch. She was scheduled to meet him this very afternoon.
“I’ve got an appointment at three,” she told her friend. “I’ll put something together for you right away, drop it off, see Bill and then stop at your place on my way back.”
“Great.” LaVonne was still focused on the toothbrush. “You’re meeting Wynn later?”
She nodded. “At six.” She should be contacting him and canceling, but she didn’t know how to reach him. It was a weak excuse—since she could easily ask LaVonne for his number. Actually, she felt it was time to own up to the truth. She wanted to see Wynn again, just so she’d have some answers. Was she truly attracted to him? Did he have some nefarious agenda, with the intent of proving himself right and her wrong? Unless she spent another evening with him, she wouldn’t find out.
“Are you...” LaVonne waved her hand in K.O.’s direction.
“Am I what?”
LaVonne sighed. “Are you going to take that toothbrush with you?”
“Of course.”
“I see.” Her neighbor frowned. “My psychic vision didn’t tell me anything about that.”
“No, I don’t imagine it would.” K.O. proceeded to return to the bathroom, where she gave her teeth a thorough brushing. Perhaps if Wynn saw her foaming at the mouth, he’d know her true feelings about him.
Chapter Six (#ulink_5d05ef97-97a6-5e01-89d1-7e5163063c8d)
K.O. had fun writing LaVonne’s Christmas letter. Compared to Bill Mulcahy’s, it was a breeze. Her friend was worried about how other people, people from her long-ago past, would react to the fact that she’d never married and lacked male companionship. K.O. took care of that.
Merry Christmas to my friends, K.O. began for LaVonne. This has been an exciting year as I juggle my time between Tom, Phillip and Martin, the three guys in my life. No one told me how demanding these relationships can be. Tom won my heart first and then I met Phillip and how could I refuse him? Yes, there’s a bit of jealousy, but they manage to be civil to each other. I will admit that things heated up after I started seeing Martin. I fell for him the minute we met.
I’m retired now, so I have plenty of time to devote to the demands of these relationships. Some women discover love in their twenties. But it took me until I was retired to fall into this kind of happiness. I lavish attention and love on all three guys. Those of you who are concerned that I’m taking on too much, let me assure you—I’m woman enough to handle them.
I love my new luxury condo on Blossom Street here in Seattle. And I’ve been continuing my education lately, enhancing my skills and exploring new vistas.
* * *
K.O. giggled, then glanced at her watch. The afternoon had escaped her. She hurriedly finished with a few more details of LaVonne’s year, including a wine-tasting trip to the Yakima Valley, and printed out a draft of the letter.
The meeting with Bill Mulcahy went well, and he paid her the balance of what he owed and thanked her profusely. “This is just perfect,” he said, reading the Christmas letter. “I wouldn’t have believed it, if I wasn’t seeing it for myself. You took the mess this year has been and turned it all around.”
K.O. was pleased her effort had met with his satisfaction.
LaVonne was waiting for her when she returned, the Christmas letter in hand. “Oh, Katherine, I don’t know how you do it. I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. How can I ever thank you?”
“I had fun,” she assured her neighbor.
“I absolutely insist on paying you.”