The Complete Tommy and Tuppence 5-Book Collection

‘… I make a practice of defending criminals. A man should look after his own people …

‘… Once or twice I have felt afraid. The first time was in Italy. There was a dinner given. Professor D—, the great alienist, was present. The talk fell on insanity. He said, “A great many men are mad, and no one knows it. They do not know it themselves.” I do not understand why he looked at me when he said that. His glance was strange … I did not like it …

‘… The war has disturbed me … I thought it would further my plans. The Germans are so efficient. Their spy system, too, was excellent. The streets are full of these boys in khaki. All empty-headed young fools … Yet I do not know … They won the war … It disturbs me …

‘… My plans are going well … A girl butted in – I do not think she really knew anything … But we must give up the Esthonia … No risks now …

‘… All goes well. The loss of memory is vexing. It cannot be a fake. No girl could deceive ME! …

‘… The 29th … That is very soon …’ Mr Carter paused.

‘I will not read the details of the coup that was planned. But there are just two small entries that refer to the three of you. In the light of what happened they are interesting.

‘… By inducing the girl to come to me of her own accord, I have succeeded in disarming her. But she has intuitive flashes that might be dangerous … She must be got out of the way … I can do nothing with the American. He suspects and dislikes me. But he cannot know. I fancy my armour is impregnable … Sometimes I fear I have underestimated the other boy. He is not clever, but it is hard to blind his eyes to facts …’

Mr Carter shut the book.

‘A great man,’ he said. ‘Genius, or insanity, who can say?’

There was silence.

Then Mr Carter rose to his feet.

‘I will give you a toast. The Joint Venture which has so amply justified itself by success!’

It was drunk with acclamation.

‘There’s something more we want to hear,’ continued Mr Carter. He looked at the American Ambassador. ‘I speak for you also, I know. We’ll ask Miss Jane Finn to tell us the story that only Miss Tuppence has heard so far – but before we do so we’ll drink her health. The health of one of the bravest of America’s daughters, to whom is due the thanks and gratitude of two great countries!’

Chapter 28 (#ulink_1987d8ed-d4cd-5de5-ba17-c813afb2e205)

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‘That was a mighty good toast, Jane,’ said Mr Hersheimmer, as he and his cousin were being driven back in the Rolls-Royce to the Ritz.

‘The one to the joint venture?’

‘No – the one to you. There isn’t another girl in the world who could have carried it through as you did. You were just wonderful!’

Jane shook her head.

‘I don’t feel wonderful. At heart I’m just tired and lonesome – and longing for my own country.’

‘That brings me to something I wanted to say. I heard the Ambassador telling you his wife hoped you would come to them at the Embassy right away. That’s good enough, but I’ve got another plan. Jane – I want you to marry me! Don’t get scared and say no at once. You can’t love me right away, of course, that’s impossible. But I’ve loved you from the very moment I set eyes on your photo – and now I’ve seen you I’m simply crazy about you! If you’ll only marry me, I won’t worry you any – you shall take your own time. Maybe you’ll never come to love me, and if that’s the case I’ll manage to set you free. But I want the right to look after you, and take care of you.’

‘That’s what I want,’ said the girl wistfully. ‘Someone who’ll be good to me. Oh, you don’t know how lonesome I feel!’

‘Sure thing I do. Then I guess that’s all fixed up, and I’ll see the archbishop about a special licence tomorrow morning.’

‘Oh, Julius!’

‘Well, I don’t want to hustle you any, Jane, but there’s no sense in waiting about. Don’t be scared – I shan’t expect you to love me all at once.’

But a small hand was slipped into his.

‘I love you now, Julius,’ said Jane Finn. ‘I loved you that first moment in the car when the bullet grazed your cheek …’

Five minutes later Jane murmured softly:

‘I don’t know London very well, Julius, but is it such a very long way from the Savoy to the Ritz?’

‘It depends how you go,’ explained Julius unblushingly. ‘We’re going by way of Regent’s Park!’

‘Oh, Julius – what will the chauffeur think?’

‘At the wages I pay him, he knows better than to do any independent thinking. Why, Jane, the only reason I had the supper at the Savoy was so that I could drive you home. I didn’t see how I was ever going to get hold of you alone. You and Tuppence have been sticking together like Siamese twins. I guess another day of it would have driven me and Beresford stark staring mad!’

‘Oh. Is he –?’

‘Of course he is. Head over ears.’

‘I thought so,’ said Jane thoughtfully.

‘Why?’

‘From all the things Tuppence didn’t say!’

‘There you have me beat,’ said Mr Hersheimmer.

But Jane only laughed.

In the meantime, the Young Adventurers were sitting bolt upright, very stiff and ill at ease, in a taxi which, with a singular lack of originality, was also returning to the Ritz via Regent’s Park.

A terrible constraint seemed to have settled down between them. Without quite knowing what had happened, everything seemed changed. They were tongue-tied – paralysed. All the old cameraderie was gone.

Tuppence could think of nothing to say.

Tommy was equally afflicted.

They sat very straight and forbore to look at each other.

At last Tuppence made a desperate effort.

‘Rather fun, wasn’t it?’

‘Rather.’

Another silence.